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I was tagged quite a while back by Pat but just never got around to doing this meme...
Anyway,... here goes nothing!

5 Things You Can’t Do
* Go without coffee and the internet for more than one day
(Brrrrr… just the thought of going cold turkey gives me the chills)
* Speak Mandarin or any other Chinese dialect properly
* Eat weird parts of animals
(Snout? Ears? Intestines? Not for me, thankyouverymuch)
* Figure out what I want to do with my life
* Fit into the jeans I used to wear in uni

5 Things You Can Do
* Eat lots of chocolates
:)
* Surf the net for hours on end
* Read an entire Terry Pratchett book in one sitting
* Smile
(even though I am crying on the inside….. haha. So drama)
* Remember lyrics and obscure lines from movies for no apparent reason
(“We are the knights that say: Ni!… (Ni!Ni!Ni!) … and we demand… some shrubbery!”)

5 Things That Scare You
* Looming deadlines
* Cellulite
* The Future
* Hurting/ Disappointing the ones I love
* George Bush

5 Things You Love
* Chocolates
(Like you didn’t see that one coming!)
* Good food, good drink and good music
* Travelling
* Shopping
(Yes, sadly I do not fall far from some stereotypes of my gender)
* My friends and my family
(Sings: “I can’t liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee-eeee-eeeeeeve…. If living was without youuu-uuh-uuhhh…”)

5 Things You Hate
* Malaysian motorcyclists
(I know I am guilty of gross stereotyping here, but hey, 90% of them are idiots… so, the other 10% will just have to put up with my bias)
* Work
* Overzealous, condescending know-it-alls
* Muzak
* Paris Hilton

5 Random Facts About You
* I still watch Anime
* I get into fits of laughter when I see or hear about someone in intense pain
* I used to listen to Marilyn Manson
(and still do, when I am in a wickedly bad mood)
* I think morbidly obese people are gross
(unless it’s genetic or hormonal, then it’s not really their fault)
* I love fwuffy bunny wabbits and cute kittens

5 Things You Want To Do Before You Die
* Find a career that I actually enjoy AND does not pay an obscenely small amount of money
* Take a year off and travel around the world
* Buy an insanely large expanse of rainforest and protect it from poachers/ illegal loggers/ other idiots
* Speak Mandarin fluently
* Attain enlightenment

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