A slightly delayed telecast (I was a bit too busy at work yesterday to put my rant into coherent words other than f**kity, f**kity, F**K!)....
I swear, motorcyclists will be the death of me!
... Or more like: I'll be the cause of deaths for motorcyclists....
Of course it'll be through no fault of my own.
I swear sometimes they are just ASKING for it...
Seriously, I'm not being evil!
It's just that (most of) these morons on motorcycles think that they are immortal or unbreakable or something like that.
For example: The smart guy who decided that it would be a great idea to zip from my right, cut past the front of my car and turn into a road on my left.
I was THIS close to mowing him down!
REALLY.
My car actually nudged his motorcycle (even as I slammed down on my brakes to try to slow down) .... and I saw him wobble a bit as he turned into the road and sped away.
*heart still pumping madly*
YOU MORON! YOU STUPID, STUPID MORON!
WHAT IF MY REACTION WAS EVEN 3 FRIGGIN' SECONDS LATER?? IF I HAD KNOCKED YOU DOWN AND KILLED YOU, I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
KILLING PEOPLE ON MY WAY TO WORK IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN, OK???
YOU'll GET TO FLOAT HAPPILY UP INTO HEAVEN (OR SINK DEEP INTO HELL), LEAVING ME BEHIND WITH THE GUILT AND YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH THE SADNESS OF YOUR DEATH!!
IT'S SO SIMPLE: IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE HAS NO VALUE, THEN THERE ARE MANY WAYS YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME - PILLS, KNIFE TO THE WRIST, ETC - GO ON: BE CREATIVE!
BETTER STILL, SELL YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE AND LEAVE THE PROCEEDS TO YOUR PARENTS.... JUST PLEASE DON'T TROUBLE OTHER PEOPLE BY CAUSING ACCIDENTS THROUGH YOUR SENSELESS RECKLESSNESS ON THE ROADS!!!
*pants*
Sorry.
=_=
I don't usually like to rant and "shout" on my blog like this...
It's just that it was a very stressful situation yesterday morning on my way to work, and I really needed to get it off my chest....
(I am glad that nothing happened but the whole event was quite jarring)
I admit!: I have a history of discrimination towards Moronic Motorcyclists but it is through bitter experience - Once, I was hurt (not very badly, but still) when 20 to 30 of them suddenly decided to beat the red light and didn't care that I was still halfway crossing the road in front of them.
YOU imagine being stuck in the middle of Jalan Sultan Ismail... praying for your life as a bunch of hooligans on motorcycles zoom past you, one of which, accidentally/ purposely - only God knows - hits you on the hand, tearing off a large chunk of your skin...
(And before you say anything: NO, I wasn't jaywalking - it was a designated pedestrian crossing area with the blinking "green man/ red man" indicator too)
I sincerely hope that motorcyclists will take heed and be more careful on the road.
I know, that it is not ALWAYS the motorcyclists' fault when it comes to road accidents (hey, bad drivers in cars + trucks + busses can cause even MORE damage... I've seen it happen before) but they should realise that since they have no protection around them (save for a small helmet) they OUGHT to be more careful.
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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so far i've knocked motorcyclists down a record 3 times - the 1st time was the worst, i crashed into them...
ReplyDeleteyes, they deserve it so i will not hesitate to give it to them...
tell you what, whether they are at fault or we are at fault, they will just give us one kind of look and blame on us! there was once incident that i put on my right signal way back before reaching da junction preparing to turn right and when i was about to turn, a motor came out of nowhere and passed infront my car, yelled at me and show me finger..! hey, that wasn't my fault! he knew that i wanted to turn what.. why he couldn't wait and wanna take over me? if i drove a little bit faster that time, i would have knock him down and he may be killed okay....i wonder if they appreciate their life...
ReplyDeletenext time u meet these type of motor cyclists, think of the heavenly winds sweeping through your face as you cruise up the gentle slopes of Paradise Pangkor together with your favourite one in well, a rented motorbike ...
ReplyDeleteIt should cool you down considerably .....
over here its the bicyclists that r the morons! i wouldn't mind running over 1 or 2 but i just don't do well in jail!
ReplyDeleteto laksa:
ReplyDeleteWah... 3 times?
That's quite a lot....
I hope you didn't get seriously hurt.
to meiyen:
Man, it's so rude of him to do that to you.... especially since it was his mistake.
What a mean person!
Unfortunately there seem to be many motorcyclists with this attitude problems... and many car/ bus/ lorry drivers too.
to tonixe:
Haha.
Thanks for the tip.
:)
to wuching:
I was tempted too but stopped myself from killing the motorcyclist for similar reasons.
:)
I suppose such irritating humans bring out homicidal tendencies in all of us.....
yes, and each time i didn't get hurt, only my poor baby (car) :(
ReplyDeletethe first time, i was turning at the traffic lights when out of nowhere a motorcycle tried to beat the red light - i crashed into them, the rider and pillion both flew off the bike and rolled a few metres...
2nd time and 3rd time were minor - one hit the front of my car and rolled over my bonnet while the other knocked the rear of my car and fell over...
I HATE MOTORCYCLISTS!!!! THEY ARE MORE ANNOYING THAN FLIES!! BENCI! BENCI! BENCI!
sorry, J - just letting off steam...
I don't mean to be rude... but lorry.....ahhahah, I've never actually seen someone say that, without them making fun of the british...... very awsome.... you can kill me anytime you want...... I'll buy a motorcycle if you want...
ReplyDeleteOnce when I was driving merrily on a nice stretch of road, a motorcycle came speeding up to me headon on my side of the road. I manage to hit the breaks and swearve out of the way. In retrospect, I should've just nudged the asshole
ReplyDeleteHey, you’ve been tagged. Check it out on my site.
ReplyDeleteHUGS!
I hate motorcyclists..and I just hate Malaysian drivers (those really brainless ones)!!! I remember my mom and I was crossing a road at the Bangkok Bank KL. It shows a red light sign where all the vehicles stops...and suddenly out of nowhere one motorcyclist speed out and my mom and I was shocked! The motorcyclist even scolded (actually shouting) at us.."Oii, you mahu MATI ARRR!" and "jeling" at me. Really stupid people with no BRAIN at all. I was just sooooo darn mad. I should have take his photo down showing he's speeding when it's red light.....Nowadays, just too many motorcyclists and cars that speed off even when it's a red light.
ReplyDeleteto laksa:
ReplyDeleteWow, all 3 accidents sound so scary!
(Especially the one with the 2 ppl flying off the motorcycle!)
Luckily you are safe...
(And don't letting off steam here - I totally understand)
to b:
What's wrong with the word "lorry"?
*pout*
to Merv:
Yeah... and maybe roll over him a few times too.
*growl*
Would have, could have, should have, huh?
:)
(Haha - kidding... please don't cave in to any homicidal temptations, k? Even if the other person is asking for it - I dowan to see your face in the newspaper!)
to jemima:
Cool.
Will pop over asap.
:)
Thanks!
to cookies_cream:
That motorcyclist sounds like a real idiot.
*frowns*
What is wrong with these ppl (both moronic motorcyclists and other drivers)?
Is it something in the air or water here??
*sigh*
to laksa:
ReplyDeleteSORRY - typo.
I meant to say: "Don't worry about letting off steam here. I totally understand"....
My bad!
:)
motor shud be obselete!!!!!
ReplyDeletemat rempit shud be shoot death !!!
to cely:
ReplyDeleteI feel that way too, most times...
Why must they make so much trouble for everyone?
And they make such a bad name for all motorcyclists... I'm sure that there are some normal, sane motorcyclists out there too.
ever realised that these motorcylists are like ants? teeming around some place, round some corner, at the fronts of red traffic lights (if they stop la, to begin with)...
ReplyDeletethank God they aren't teeming over something. but really, they're like black ants in Malaysia, everywhere n in everyone's way.
so, like evry other black ant regardless small or big, they're gonna end up UNDER something.
*sadistic, homocidal smile*
but *sigh..* lucky for them, i dont have a morbid, Grand-theft auto-like fetish for ploughing in to them- 'antzz'
-yet... muahahaha....
to bi:
ReplyDeleteWell, if you're driving a Kancil then it still won't be so bad but if you own a biiiiiiiig car/ bus lorry then you could really cause a lot of damage on your rampage..
Haha.
(Unfortunately, these "ants" are apparently human beings that have legal rights so we can't go and live out our fantasies without being arrested later)